At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"