Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text