did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.