I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice