We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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