i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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