Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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