Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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