His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
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New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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