I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...