she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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