So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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