i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla