theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha