That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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