omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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