im having a threesome with these popsicles
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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