i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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