can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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