my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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