apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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