Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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