You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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