Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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