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• (251): View more from Alabama

  About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....

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• (863): View more from Florida

  In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them

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  Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.

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