just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"