About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.