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• (469): View more from Texas

  just do it

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  fine only cuz shes asian

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

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  Good decisions....

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  Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.

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• (310): View more from California

  So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"

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• (425): View more from Washington

  No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,

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• (916): View more from California

  I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  soon, soon....

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  I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.

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  The apocalypse has arrived.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.

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  STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"

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