In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Can't talk, ducks in the car