He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.