oh god was she eating orange peels again
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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