i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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