who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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