Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You took a bar mat shot.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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