Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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