I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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