Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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