That's intense
wrigley field is MILF paradise
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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