And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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