their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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