Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I need to wash the frat house off of me
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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