Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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