i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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