you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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