im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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