Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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