Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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