At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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