It was confusing and full of hummus
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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