My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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