have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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