We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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