thus making me awesome and them whores
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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