I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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