Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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