U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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