Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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