okay pat passed out under dana's car
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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