it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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