and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize